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شعر طنز: ماست مالی

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شعر طنز: ماست مالی

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ماست مالی

عده‌ای بر تکه‌ای نان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند
عده‌ای بر کل کیهان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

از زمان ریزش پی تا زمان گچ‌بری
با گچ و دوغاب و سیمان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

قشر خودروسازی و این قطعه سازان عزیز
وقت نصب قفل و فرمان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

گاه سریالی قشنگ و عالی و پرمحتواست
می‌رسد تا رو به پایان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

در تمام قشرها این امر پیدا می‌شود
شاعران هم توی اوزان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

اهل زنجان، اهل مشهد، اهل بندر، اهل رشت
لاجرم استان به استان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

آب را گل می‌کنند و وال بیرون می‌کشند
چون‌که باشد برف و بوران ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

مشکل آلودگی را در هوای شهر ما
فصل پاییز و زمستان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

روی نام آن‌کسی که کرده کلی اختلاس
دائماً پیدا و پنهان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

گه‌گداری هم به‌جای ماست، با دوغ و پنیر
گاه با کشک فراوان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

می‌برند از سهم ما و جای دیگر می‌زنند
بعدازآن هم بهر درمان ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

نیست از ما مشکلی‌ای دوستان نازنین
تا که باشد ماست ارزان، ماست‌مالی می‌کنند

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